Archive for the ‘Humor!’ Category

If I Die Young (Parodies)

Posted: September 1, 2011 in Humor!, Totally Random

There’s this song I’ve heard on the radio several times called “If I Die Young” by The Band Perry. It is probably the saddest song I’ve ever heard in my life. It’s also quite catchy and I find it getting stuck in my head all the time.  Here’s the video so you can listen and [...]

  At work we’ve just started one of those donation programs. You know the ones where the cashier asks whether you want to donate a dollar to some organization. Then you put your name on some paper object (a balloon, a heart, etc.) and they hang it up. Yeah, we’re doing that now. I won’t [...]

Xbox Marriage Achievements

Posted: August 15, 2011 in Humor!, Totally Random

Aug 12th marked five years for my wife and I. I told her that if marriage were an Xbox game that five years would definitely be an achievement. After that I started thinking about what kind of achievements marriage might have… Holy Matrimony, Batman! – 25G Get married Porcupines in a Box – 5G Survive [...]

Now that Christmas is here my wife and I have watched A Christmas Story umpteen million times. It’s fast become my wife’s favorite Christmas movie (she’d only seen it recently). We know just about every line of dialogue. It’s amazing how many phrases from this movie would make fantastic band names. I do have a [...]

He’s back baby…  

A wise man once said, “You can tell a lot about a person by dey shoes.” Okay, maybe he wasn’t “wise” in the conventional sense we understand – but he did know what love was. *ahem* Anyway… I think the same is true about church signage. You can tell a lot about a church by [...]

Here’s a little skit for you… Husband: “What are these?! I found them on your end table!” Wife: “What? That? It’s Twilight, and a couple of romance novels.” Husbands stews for a minute looking at wife with disgust. Wife: “What’s your problem?” Husband: “So I’m not good enough for you?” Wife: “What?” Husband: “I’m not good [...]